The paper ones that is.
Term
papers, fitness scores, resumes and potential lovers should all be
evaluated this way;
according to a teacher I had in school. Maybe not apples.
Toss them into the air.
| Grade A | If they remain aloft, it demonstrates true divinity. |
| Grade B | Those that land balanced on one side show creativity. |
| Grade C | If they land face up, at least one can read the writing. |
| Grade D | Those that land face down, sorry. |
| Grade F | After the toss, most can not be found. |
When competition is tough, some
people cite past lives on
their resumes.
How does 135 years teaching experience sound?
I haven't done that because it may not be necessary in the custodial field.
My resume?
I make "sweeping changes" as a custodian in a local building.
"Custodian" was rated as one of the lowest stress positions. This rating was published in some magazine, but I forgot the source.
Custodial pay isn't top dollar, but people and environment make a big difference. Money isn't everything. People are good where I work.
I also do creative thinking. This is exhibited in my web site. It doesn't cost much to maintain a web site.
In this area, creative thinkers and people with bachelor's degrees are a dime per dozen.
It may not be easy to find paid work directly in the field of creative thinking, but you may have some suggestions.
Maybe there is grant money available for some position in brain storming.
I am not really looking that hard, but I keep my eyes and ears slightly open. Quality of life is the main goal and I have that now.
See: Use of my work.
Contact Robert Ashworth.
How does 135 years teaching experience sound?
I haven't done that because it may not be necessary in the custodial field.
My resume?
I make "sweeping changes" as a custodian in a local building.
"Custodian" was rated as one of the lowest stress positions. This rating was published in some magazine, but I forgot the source.
Custodial pay isn't top dollar, but people and environment make a big difference. Money isn't everything. People are good where I work.
I also do creative thinking. This is exhibited in my web site. It doesn't cost much to maintain a web site.
In this area, creative thinkers and people with bachelor's degrees are a dime per dozen.
It may not be easy to find paid work directly in the field of creative thinking, but you may have some suggestions.
Maybe there is grant money available for some position in brain storming.
I am not really looking that hard, but I keep my eyes and ears slightly open. Quality of life is the main goal and I have that now.
See: Use of my work.
Contact Robert Ashworth.
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