Some computer ods and ends

If it's hard to get it out of the box, it might go obsolete before you can use it.   Cutting edge technology means you need a sharper knife to expedite box opening?

Oh well, this is Theslowlane.  It doesn't have to be cutting edge.

Ascii art Christmas tree
A spam filtering idea, but there's already better ideas
My resume?
Y2K poem I wrote in 1999
The Net, Drive-in
Hollywood's letter to users
Information overload
My blog entries on computers